Howdy folks.

Just a quick note to say this will probably be the last post here on my Blog. Please stop crying. I do realise that it will be hard at first, without your fix of subtle humour and swear words (FUCKCUNTSHIT) but Im sure youll get over it. Look at it this way, all the time you dont spend here you can be looking at porn.

With goats.

But its not all bad news. I have a new blog in the works with my good (if some what retarded) friend Matt from over at Ostrobogulous. The pair of us are teaming up to change ourselves, me by losing a big chunk of weight, and Matt by putting it on, in muscle form. I'll be posting the link to the new site in the next few days, so stay tuned.

And remember, in the words of that punch drunk fuckwit Jeff Fenech: I love yous all.