
5 isnt a big number. Sure its 5 times more than 1, but in the grand scheme of things, it isnt a big number.
Unless youre Matty from Ostrobogulous. 5 is fucking massive. 5 is....well fuck, 5 is gargantuan.
5 is the number of pins he was short of a 500 series this afternoon when we played league Tenpin.

I gotta admit, that 193 on the first game was fucking outstanding though. Nice work bro.